Americans with Disabilities will be filing a brief against Sharpie soon.
Airplane full of people. Lady has to go to restroom. Turbulence. She falls onto guy's lap, who has his hand down her blouse. "We won't." Ameriquest. (Huh?)
Missed the next one, scratching my head. Captain Hook - Sharpie retractable, one-handed. Can do more autographs.