[Nathan Zachary]

Don't worry, you'll be safe, these guys will be on the border instead of regular guards.

looking for

[akorahil]

I must humbly protest:
Rocket J. Squirrel, and Bullwinkle J. Moose live in Frostbite Falls, MN; which, despite jokes otherwise, is still in the United States and not in Canada.

I, for one, rest easier knowing that the two most famous Whatsamatta U grads are protecting Minnesota, and America from incursions from the North.

Besides, have you seen what that guy can pull out of a hat?