Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Some of my own I made up:
Chuck Norris once stared at an eclipse and the sun had to wear special glasses.
Chuck Norris exerts so much energy during a roundhouse, scientists now believe global warming is a result of a global vacuum cause by him.
The lion is crowned "King of all beasts" only because Chuck Norris annointed it after destroying the dinosaurs for questioning his beard.