[rarestia]

I searched twice, and the most recent mention of these Chuck Norris jokes was people posting the actual jokes. This is a media response to it, and the fact that a 17 year old kid got this sort of recognition is pretty hilarious.

If you've not read some of the myriad jokes, I'd recommend perusing the page in the article. It's actually quite amusing, esp. for someone my age who group with Chuck Norris action flicks.

[Awestruck]

Has anyone seen Conan O'Brian playing random Walker Texas Ranger clips on his show? Pretty funny stuff!

[tx_eggman]

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

[Pete]

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer is, of course: Chuck Norris.

[mysterio]

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

[blues_guitarist]

". . . Boston Market on East Bay Drive in Clearwater . . ."

Right up the street, baby!

[navynucmom]

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[Old Professer]

Looks like Norris is taking over where Jack LaLanne left off; wonder how long before old Chuck will be on late night T.V. selling baby food processors like LaLanne now does? https://www.jacksjuicer.com/vcc/tristar/powerjuicer/151324/

[B-Chan]

F--- James K. Polk. The real 11th President of the United States was Chuck Norris.

-- B-chan

[lugsoul]

Brokeback Mountain used to be called Mount Everest - before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.

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[Beckwith]

esp. for someone my age who group with Chuck Norris action flicks.

How, exactly, do you group your Chuck Norris films?