[8mmMauser]

Kewl pome

[T'wit]

I believe an English professor wrote it, a good dozen years ago. For me, that was back when CompuServe was the outside world :-) It was easy enough to find the verse again on the 'Net.

[T'wit]

Hmm. I found the one I had buried deep in my files, complete with attribution. That had the same beginning but was quite a bit longer. Title and author were:

"An Owed to the Spelling Checker," by Jerry Zar, Dean of the Graduate School
Northwestern Illinois University