[floriduh voter]

Florida Senator Jim King is so fat that he couldn't get through the whale entrance at Sea World. (He scared a Terri supporter in his office, "let's say I was dehydrating you. I'd take a swab and swab the inside of your mouth like so." He made a motion towards my friend's mouth. My friend was so upset and frightened afterwards that she barfed in the capital restroom. There were two witnesses to Jim King's demonstration of how to dehydrate a Floridian. He deserves a fat joke).

[floriduh voter]

Hospice Hall of Famer (an actual title he holds)

Jacksonville's disgrace, Senator Jim King

[BykrBayb]

He's sick.

[T'wit]

>> He deserves a fat joke

Jim King so fat, the gummint wants to add him to the U.S. strategic petroleum reserve.

Jim King so fat, he went swimming and a Japanese whale boat chased him with a harpoon.

Jim King so fat, when he works out, he leaves puddles of lard.

Jim King so fat, his secretary tried to rent him out for hot-air balloon rides.

Jim King so fat, he's being traded to Venezuela for ten million barrels of crude and two future draft picks.