The equivalent here would be Haleigh's step-father, on trial for reckless endangerment of a minor, assault with intent to do great bodily harm, statutory rape and attempted murder, pleading to the court: "She asked me to beat her to death with a baseball bat."
It could be something like; "I know I am healthy, but I really would like to die the slowest most painful death you can think of, not even a drop of water to moisten my lips. It might take two weeks but I will hold out so you can hold me in your 'loving' arms at the end, with your pals so they can have fun watching. Be sure to block my own family from comforting me."