You don't fight at all, except to put down those here that actually challenge the left in front of Walter Reed.
I'm sure that is very inspiring to your students.
"What did you do last night, teach?
"Well I told a bunch of Freepers they weren't real conservatives because they were actually Protesting Anti war protestors outside of Walter Reed Army Hospital."
"They were protesting Anti war protestors?"
~~student thinks to self(how cool!)~~
"yes they were but I told them how real conservatives don't get their hands dirty stooping to the level of the liberals."
"wow"
~~student thinks to self (this old guy is proof positive that those that can't teach)~~
Yeah very inspiring.
But, hey, it takes all kinds. . . . knock yourself out.