[rllngrk33]

You answered 11 items out of 15 correctly.

Your score is 73%. Your knowledge is impressive. You've been observing politics closely enough to recognize a left-wing idiot when you see one.

This tells me I might have too much free time on my hands :)

[martin_fierro]

You answered 11 items out of 15 correctly.

Your score is 73%. Your knowledge is impressive. You've been observing politics closely enough to recognize a left-wing idiot when you see one.

[Publius6961]

stupid quotes by famous liberals

The most hilarious recent quote in the last few day was by Ted (Jabba the Hutt) Kennedy:

"No one is entitled to be a Justice of the Supreme Court. One must earn it. Mr. Alito hasn't earned it."

Say What?

The same thing can't be said of becoming a senator of the United States?
If a non-swimming, drunk, fat megalomaniac can keep getting re-elected...

[manwiththehands]

73% for me. I only missed everything Micheal "Hot Dog Boy" Moore said.

Just goes to show you how much I try not to hear anything that idiot has to say!

[brewer1516]

You answered 11 items out of 15 correctly.

Your score is 73%. Your knowledge is impressive. You've been observing politics closely enough to recognize a left-wing idiot when you see one.

[BykrBayb]

Q: Who said, "I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me"?

I can't believe I got that one wrong. I could have sworn it was Janet Reno.

[Ma3lst0rm]

You might be a liberal if you pat your girlfriend on the belly and remark about how you felt the fetus kick.

Liberals are like flies they always have a mouthful of sh*t.

"Momma was a liberal daddy was a coward, Now I am gay, man are they proud!" Gay boarding school song.

A smart liberal is one who takes his antipsychotic medicine.

A smart liberal is one who marries a conservative.

Career growth for liberals is signing up for welfare more than once.

Universal Health care for liberals means you only get to go to one hospital, the Universal one.

Creating wealth for liberals is a WIC voucher and a color copying machine.

What is a difference between a conservative and a liberal?
Sex for a conservative is a means to an end, and sex for a liberal is a means to a rear-end.

Why did the liberal cross the road?
To sign Cindy Sheehan's book.

Why do liberals love Michael Moore?
He's the anti Rush Limbaugh with talent on lone from sh*t.

What is the difference between Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh?
Al has both sides of his brain shoved up his ass.

Where do liberals go to eat Ice Cream?
Ben and Fairys.

What do liberal parents tell their kids to do to prepare for the tooth fairy?
Put their tooth under their pillow with a condom and mentos.

What did the liberal grandma tell her grandson about sex?
That she was so old he didn't have to use a condom.

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Most of these I made up off the top of my head though I'm sure some are from fragments of things I've heard.

[RaceBannon]

Correct!

You answered 11 items out of 15 correctly.

Your score is 73%. Your knowledge is impressive. You've been observing politics closely enough to recognize a left-wing idiot when you see one.

[manwiththehands]

Better best/worst quotes were not included. How about Al Gore's "extra chromosome" comment?

That was about the most cold-hearted and moronic thing any politician has said - ever.

But Bill Clinton's "that's a good looking mummy" sums up Clinton better than anything anyone has said about him. He was such a sex-crazed addict being led around by his "other head".

(chortle)

[Chi-townChief]

I got 13 on the liberal quotes and 11 on the conservative ones.

[navynucmom]

I scored 67%....above average.....that is scary...I need to get a life.

[reagan_fanatic]

8 out of 15. I guess I'm average. Pffft.

[watchin]

10 out of 15 ... I've got to spend more time on FR.