Thats it. I'm calling the authorities.
Can you give me your information? ;-)
I have plenty of other stories to share. My mom grew up on a farm - if today's logic was applied to her youth, my grandparents would still be in jail for all their errors.
We have 3 farms and I am begging my dad to get rid of his bulls. I remember the slave labor, I mean character building stuff, I had to do. It sucked and most of the equipment was dangerous, but work doesn't get done by itself, does it!
Well, my husband fell down the steps tonight at my stepdaughter's house; steps we KNEW were "tricky."
Somebody come and arrest us.