[WV Mountain Mama]

Would you like me to start saving my bubble wrap so I can send it to you to wrap your kids? It sounds like you will need a lot, perhaps we could do a FReepathon for you...

My children are between the ages of 1 and 4, I have 3 and there is stuff that happens right in front of me that I can't prevent. It looks like it is in slow motion as I go for the save, to no avail.

[Howlin]

Some people are in for a rude awakening, aren't they?