[E.C.I.]

TK:
" Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, BURP
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, COUGH
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, HICCUP"
Repeat

[pillut48]

You forgot:

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, SLURP THE VODKA HIDDEN IN THE BOTTLED WATER"

;-)