[jennyp]

God created those things we cannot understand. For example, we used to think God creates rain, but, now the godless meteorologists on TV say the rain somehow is natural and they can predict rain! Blasphemy!

If thunder & lightning aren't God's way of voicing his displeasure, then my life has no meaning!

[sagar]

Some say thunder is God's way of showing displeasure, but I think it is just satan having bowel movements. But to be sure, I have to read a 5,000 year old book on atmospheric gods. Those things have all the answers.

[Chiapet]

If thunder & lightning aren't God's way of voicing his displeasure, then my life has no meaning!

Thunder and lightning as a means of God showing his displeasure are so pre-history. God has grown more subtle, and now voices his displeasure by allowing the mass torture of millions of individuals through the proliferation of reality television.