[dmz]

If only Rod Steward had stopped evolving after recording Every Picture tells a Story and A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse, then we would not be subjected to listening to him attempt to croon standards.

[Revolting cat!]

Yeah, what's with Rod the Mod? (Another argument against Darwinism!) Joe Cocker's still hot, as is even Eric Burdon, I hear, but Rod has gone Cybill Shepherd on us!

(That's 'Cybill Does it... to Cole Porter', a legendary POS and a unreachable benchmark against which all bad albums should be compared.)

[Revolting cat!]

Yeah, what's with Rod the Mod? (Another argument against Darwinism!) Joe Cocker's still hot, as is even Eric Burdon, I hear, but Rod has gone Cybill Shepherd on us!

(That's 'Cybill Does it... to Cole Porter', a legendary POS and a unreachable benchmark against which all bad albums should be compared.)