[Seattle Conservative]

"Well, I obviously never met you! I would undoubtedly find you a great guy, since you are a freeper conservative."

Thank you! Just let me fix something:

I would undoubtedly find you a great guy gal.---- I have no doubt that the feeling would be mutual

[Pharmboy]

Please accept my most humble apology for assuming--since this is a football thread--that you were the possessor of a Y chromosome as well as an X. My bad...and I am now raising my glass of scotch and toasting both your X chromosomes.

Cheers!

[Pukin Dog]

I didn't know you were a woman either. Now excuse me while I put some clothes on.