Secondly, don't agree to marry some one of the same sex as you.
Third, if your fiancee asks you to wear a dress, cancel the wedding.
I hope these tips have been of some help for those of you under attack by two queers who want to get married to each other.
Marriage is a religious rite, not a civil right, a public act and a matter of public record - - the public has a right to restrict it by statute, as we do with a statutory license...
"Laws are made for the government of actions, and while they cannot interfere with mere religious belief and opinions, they may with practices..."[Reynolds v. United States, 98 U.S. 145, 8 Otto 145, 24 L. Ed. 244 (1878).]
See also: Late Corporation of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints v. United States, 136 U.S. 1, 10 S.Ct. 792, 34 L. Ed. 478 (1890). Revised as 140 U.S. 665, 11 S.Ct. 884, 35 L. Ed. 592 (1891).
Now if you want to argue the Michael Jackson advocacy in defense of statutory rape, or that he should be able to marry that poor little kid, go somewhere else to do it... you are on the same page as he is...