[ken5050]

The man who, by whispering one word, could cause dams to release billions of gallons of water so that he could sit in a canoe for a campaign photo-op, will today, at a forum sponsored by the Liberty Society, tell us all yet once again what an evil man George Bush really is.

So, lock up the kids and family pets....and be prepared for a riveting hour, or more..of Gore at his best, or worse.

Which phoney accent will he adopt today? Will he bow stiffly? Will he lisp slightly? Will the "package" show?

Will he mention either Clinton by name? Some say that he still harbors WH ambitions. Is this a test..putting forth a toe into liberal waters?

Here's your chance to post your favorite Gore pics, toons, whatever..

And while we wait...

1. Whatever could possess Bob Barr to support this buffoon, to appear on the same stage with him?...One theory..since the Brokeback Moutain allegory is all the rage..is that Barr and Gore are longtime secret lovers...Barr tried his best to get Clinton impeached so that his secret flame Albert ( and come on, Albert is kind of a "pouffey" sounding name, and man, look at Tipper, she has to be a "beard" ) could become President..

2. How's Al's idiot cable TV network doing...is it still around? The buzz appears to have faded, considerably..

To be serious for a moment, this is probably the worst thing ever for the Dem party, right now. Fresh from getting their butts kicked at the Alito hearing, Gore's speech will drive the looney moonbat fringe of the Dem party completely off the cliff...( Imagine what the DUmmies are gonna say?) So it's going to raise the heat in the Dem caucus..which meets Wednesday to decide strategy on the Alito vote..)

So, if you're around..tune in C-span at noon, and join us here..should be good for a few yucks..

[Reactionary]

What? Have the Chinese phoned in another "donation" to the DNC of late?

Perhaps the nitwit will next remind us of the evils of tapping every phone in America using the Clipper Chip.

[dead]

It's a bit of an oldie, but if you like some good old Al Gore bashing, click the link below:

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

[Grateful One]

Chicken Lickin Nation awaits with the kind of fervor not seen since Gorby first flew in!

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Although he invented the Internet, Al Gore has so far failed in his quest to invent antigravity. So to manage those gi-normous man-hooters he's grown, he invented the WonderBra:

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

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[dubie]

anyone have a pic from his saturday night live gig? From the hot tub?

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Dang, can't find a full-sized version of his famous "roll of quarters" cover of Rolling Stone:

[Txsleuth]

Thanks for the thread....

Imagine the audacity of President Bush monitoring phone calls of terrorists plotting to destroy our country...

Dang!

[Mo1]

AL IS IN THE HOUSE

[dubie]

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[Mannaggia l'America]

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[MNJohnnie]

You all may find it fun to come over and mock Al Gore "Major Speech" on this thread.

[Charles Henrickson]

I can't watch. I've got Algore-aphobia.

[TomGuy]

Barr is a no-show?


lol

[Graymatter]

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Bush has committed war crimes! Executive excess, even!

[loveliberty2]

It's not about Democrats and Republicans?????

Then, why not have two constitutional scholars, instead of two politicians????

The weighted intro by the silly lady speaks to its political nature.