Sex Offender Poses As Royalty, Tours School

WBAL-TV NEWS ^ | 1-13-2006

[nickcarraway]

Oh, did you follow her around or something?

[Cagey]

I thought the wooden staff was a no-brainer, sorry.

LOL! Apology accepted.

At any rate, what threw me so far off was that I just didn't realize that "Hussies" (as identified by Xenalight) carried staffs or had staff meetings. I've usually associated staffs with Shepherds.

I now admit I should have known this.

[Xenalyte]

On closer inspection, it's entirely possible it's a VERY long-handled fan.

[Xenalyte]

I learn only from the best!

What, y'all thought I was always this angelic?

[Cagey]

Yes indeed! A fan! Now we are getting somewhere.

[dk/coro]

LOL...I picked up on the "titular" as well.

While I commend Xealyte in his (or her) commendable grasp of sound diction, I still am a very dirty old man. "Titular" has a very comforting resonance to me.

Well Done, I say. *S*

[Teacher317]

According to http://www.revisor.leg.state.mn.us/bin/getpub.php?pubtype=STAT_CHAP_SEC&year=current&section=609.345", fourth degree sexual misconduct in Minnesota could involve a psychotherapist and a patient, not necessarily someone under age.

(It probably was under part (b) here, so she was probably 13-16 years old.)

[Xenalyte]

I'm a she type. Check my profile page for pics (unfortunately, the ones of me doing my Josephine Baker aren't up yet).

[Cagey]

Someone on this thread pointed out that we don't know if the victim was a he or she as the card says the victim's sex is unknown. Very odd.

[AnAmericanMother]

Sally Rand has lost her fan.
Give it back, you naughty man!

[Oztrich Boy]

Hey kid, your Great-Great-Great-Grandmother is a ho!

[Xenalyte]

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be able to say that just once without getting socked in the jaw!

[agsloss]

Perhaps they are trying to protect the identity of the minor victim by not allowing any info about him/her.

[starbase]

Perhaps they are trying to protect the identity of the minor victim by not allowing any info about him/her.

Maybe that's it. Just seems kind of PC, because if you mention they're a minor at all, might as well mention the gender, so people know what attracts this criminal. Seems like they might be covering for a "protected group". Maybe.

[WasDougsLamb]

Sex Offender Poses As Royalty, Tours School



----Guess he figured every time Michael Jackson does it, the law bends over backwards to kiss his a** and treat him like royalty, so why shouldn't he be treated as one also.

[paulat]

I think he meant in her left hand, under the satin cover. That does make ya wonder.. ;)

Wonder if she's related to Lady Lorena of Bobbitt....