[Allegra]

I already said I did; what do you want, blood?

Nah....I just want to hear you going "ow! ow! ow!" as the bacon grease spatters onto tender, sensitive areas.

[dsc]

"Nah....I just want to hear you going "ow! ow! ow!" as the bacon grease spatters onto tender, sensitive areas."

Let's see, were you one of the ones who were complaining about some men having hostility toward American women?

Anyway, you can put that fantasy away. I'm a phenomenal cook, and I don't splatter. When cooked properly, at the proper temperature, bacon doesn't explode.

[Westlander]

'tender, sensitive areas'

I doubt those exist.