Thought the old but funny humor below might help pass the time while we the for Tony. [I do not know if the woman was a blond or not, Save.]
Hot Air Balloon....................(Classic)
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse
me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am!" The man consulted his portable GPS and
replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above sea
level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said,
"You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you
guess?" "Well" answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am,"
replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well" said the man, "You
don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where
you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that
you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.
You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but
somehow, now it's my fault."