If I can get a Letter of Marque and a surplus frigate, I'm sure I can find some Freepers more than willing to help clean the mess up.
ARRRRR!
Yo-ho, yo-ho, it's a pirate-hunter's life for me!
Gimme an M-60 or an M-203 and I'm good to go. Where do I sign up?
Arrrgh Matey.. Them runaways from a garbage scow that call themselve Pirates be loaded with goodies good for the plucking .. and gettin a Somali government check as ransom for this private enterprise makes my pegged leg tingle too..
Look hearty, you freepers, skinny up and release that mainsal...
WAIT!!... we don't have a boat yet.. NEVERMIND..