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Like a virgin? Thanks to 'revirgination' (hot new trend)
Today Online ^ | January 11, 2005

Posted on 01/11/2006 6:32:06 AM PST by NYer

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1 posted on 01/11/2006 6:32:07 AM PST by NYer
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To: american colleen; Lady In Blue; Salvation; narses; SMEDLEYBUTLER; redhead; Notwithstanding; ...
"She could have gotten him an inflatable doll,"

Or she could have practiced abstinence in the first place.

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2 posted on 01/11/2006 6:33:46 AM PST by NYer (Discover the beauty of the Eastern Catholic Churches - freepmail me for more information.)
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To: NYer

I'm not having my foreskin reattached. No way.


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3 posted on 01/11/2006 6:34:04 AM PST by Fintan (See??? Sometimes I do read the articles.)
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To: NYer

More stupid than plastic boobs.


4 posted on 01/11/2006 6:35:51 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance
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To: NYer

This is just bizarre. These people must have some serious issues.
susie


5 posted on 01/11/2006 6:36:09 AM PST by brytlea (I'm not a conspiracy theorist....really.)
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To: Fintan

If you lost it while having sex the first time, I think you might have been a bit too rough. (Even if she liked it.)


6 posted on 01/11/2006 6:36:49 AM PST by coloradan (Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
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To: NYer

Revirgination? BWUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA........!!!


7 posted on 01/11/2006 6:37:50 AM PST by OB1kNOb (Those who seek to punish the Truth, are the ones most convicted.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

This procedure might save a few lives in Islamic countries. Keep them from being victims of "honor killings".


8 posted on 01/11/2006 6:37:54 AM PST by coloradan (Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
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To: NYer

What the ???!! Guys ENJOY having their partner bleed and be in pain during sex? And the women go through surgery to achieve this? Why don't they just buy some razor-coated condoms? Then it can feel like the first time every time. Wait for female circumcision to come into vogue. That's real sexy.


9 posted on 01/11/2006 6:38:53 AM PST by blueminnesota
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To: NYer

In other news, I would like to announce my new business venture, Pinata Restoration Specialists, Inc.

For a small fee, I will take broken pinatas from children's parties, and restore them to their former glory using super secret duct tape technology. Replacement candy not included.


10 posted on 01/11/2006 6:39:08 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: NYer
Many who undergo the procedure, which costs between US$1,800 ($2,900) and US$5,000, also ask that their vaginas be tightened, doctors say.

"Can you throw in a front-end alignment with that?"

11 posted on 01/11/2006 6:39:35 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: NYer

Oh brother. I'm sure there will be an anal version of the surgery for San Fran "couples" coming soon.


12 posted on 01/11/2006 6:39:37 AM PST by pissant
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To: brytlea

Night Court was ahead of its time.

There was an episode where Bull lost his virginity and wanted it back. He paid what everyone thought was a shyster and spent time in a tent indoors. He came out claiming to be restored. Dan tried to show him it was a scam and came out a 12 or 13 year old boy.


13 posted on 01/11/2006 6:39:49 AM PST by Ingtar (Understanding is a three-edged sword : your side, my side, and the truth in between ." -- Kosh)
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To: NYer
obviously a new prerequisite for admission into N.O.W


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14 posted on 01/11/2006 6:40:48 AM PST by Doogle (USAF...8thAF...4077th TFW...408th MMS...Ubon Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery,AMMO)
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To: NYer

If my husband isn't happy with a 40-year-old body that's been through 10 pregnancies (with his participation :-), he can hit the road, and my attorney will be in touch.

I'm happy to go to Weight Watchers, but this stuff is sick.


15 posted on 01/11/2006 6:41:00 AM PST by Tax-chick (D-minus-13.)
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To: brytlea

This must be the source of the legend involving "werevirgins".


16 posted on 01/11/2006 6:41:17 AM PST by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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To: Tax-chick

10 pregnancies!? You don't need a revirgination, you need a new hobby.


17 posted on 01/11/2006 6:41:57 AM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: NYer
"Many who undergo the procedure, which costs between US$1,800 ($2,900) and US$5,000..."

Dear, I'd really rather have the home theatre system, but thanks for the thought...

18 posted on 01/11/2006 6:43:01 AM PST by RabidBartender
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"I wasn't a virgin when we got married and I thought: What better gift to give my husband than revirgination?" the 40-year-old mother of four told AFP.

What did the husband who had to go a few weeks without any while the stitches were healing have to say?

19 posted on 01/11/2006 6:43:04 AM PST by KarlInOhio (What is the most obscene gesture to a Democrat? An Iraqi voter showing him a stained finger.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I'm sure you would have made it here pretty soon anyway, but it seemed an adequate excuse for a good morning ping to you.


20 posted on 01/11/2006 6:43:47 AM PST by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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