From Fat Ted's "Televised Statement to the Nation"
Friday - July 25, 1969
There is no truth whatever to the widely circulated suspicions of immoral conduct that have been leveled at my behavior and hers regarding that evening. There has never been a private relationship between us of any kind. I know of nothing in Mary Jo's conduct on that or any other occasion - and the same is true of the other girls at the party - that would lend any substance to such ugly speculation about their character. Nor was I driving under the influence of liquor.
It makes me want to puke. I wonder if she was the intended target of a Kennedy waitress sandwich?
What woman would want to be consoled by a drunk driving Ted at 11:00 pm at night in his car while his wife was at home?
I suspect his anticipation of a session on the beach distracted him sufficiently to wreck on the bridge.
That's a good site, read the section on ol' Joe too. White trash.