-"Achmed, how is the ball team coming along?"
-"Not so good. We've got 23 pitchers and no catchers."
Seriously, these people are freaking nuts.
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Frank: It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
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Estelle: Where have you been?!! You were supposed to fix the stove! I've been waiting for hours!
Frank: I fell on some Fusilli.
Estelle: Fusilli?
Frank: You know, the corkscrew pasta. It was a Fusilli Jerry. It got stuck in me. Had to go to the proctologist.