Thank God that Billy Crystal isn't hosting. I think that Palance might go psyco if Brokeback Mountain met City Slickers in the opening skit. If he's alive. If he's dead, he'd come back and trash the set anyway.
Since it has a homocentric theme vs a homocharacter, BareA$$ed Mountain will trash Capote.
Do you supposed Billy opted out because he refused to participate in a "pup tent" skit, whereas Jon Stewart had no problem assusming the position?
"Thank God that Billy Crystal isn't hosting"
Do you remember when Crystal came on stage riding a horse? Might be hard for Stewart to top that.
It is a sure sign that Brokeback Mountain is going to win when the Oscars are going to be held in the O K Corral. There is still time to get Richard Gere and his hamster to host the Oscars.
BWahahahaha!
Few people know that veteran movie actor Jack Palance was a professional heavyweight boxer in the early 1940s. Fighting under the name Jack Brazzo, Palance a product of Lattimer Mines, Pennsylvania, won his first 15 fights, 12 by knockout before losing a 4th round decision to future heavyweight contender Joe Baksi on Dec. 17, 1940. With the outbreak of World War II, Jack Palance's boxing career ended and his military career began. Wounded in combat, he received the purple heart, good conduct medal, and the World War II Victory Medal. After the war he began his long and famous motion picture career.