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To: saveliberty

Here is a list from an earlier thread from FR about the TOP TEN CHANGES A CATHOLIC MAJORITY WOULD MAKE TO THE SUPREME COURT.
16)Individual chambers will now be called "sacristies."

15)Robes will be replaced with cassocks.

14)Observers' benches will have kneelers attached.

13)Catholic Knights will replace Federal marshals for enforcement of order within the chamber.

12)Selection of Chief Justice signaled by white smoke.

11)Invoke The Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel whenever an atheist enters the court. i.e. Newdow

10) Meat-less Fridays all year round in the Supreme Court cafeteria;

9) Oral arguments in Latin;

8) The bones of Chief Justice Marshall will be disinterred and placed in a glass coffin in the center of the Supreme Court bench;

7) Collections between each session of oral argument;

6) Supreme Court windows replaced with stained glass;

5) On close votes, the Justices will consult a statue of St. Thomas More. If the statue weeps, they affirm; if no tears, then they reverse.

4) Incense at the start of each session;

3) Supreme Court opinions will be deemed infallible and unreviewable by any earthly authority [Ed. - Sorry - that does not appear to be a change at all]

2) Catechism of the Catholic Church will now be "persuasive authority";

And, the number one change which a Catholic majority would make to the Supreme Court . . .

1) Wednesday night bingo!


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2,959 posted on 01/10/2006 7:02:15 PM PST by mware (The keeper of the I's once again.)
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To: mware

LOL!


2,982 posted on 01/11/2006 3:32:01 AM PST by saveliberty (Proud to be Head Snowflake and Bushbot)
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