>>Well, I'd love to be considered eye candy, but I wouldn't want to be hired on that basis!<<
I wouldn't mind at all.
They would expect nothing of me and I could sit at my desk, talk on the phone and do my nails.
I worked with enough of these. It's a pretty plush life. One girl I worked with was hired from being a "Waitress" at a strip club. She had to be told not to wear her "Bud Light" baseball cap on casual day. She sat, the majority of the time in the owner's office (with the door open because the wife was known to drop in) and smoke cigarettes while crossing and uncrossing her mini-skirted legs.
Tough life.
Yeah, we had one of those at one of my jobs, too. She worked there for years and no one even knew what she actually did. She left because she was in Playboy. Seriously.