[Do not dub me shapka broham]

I don't think people from outside of New York realize how truly repellent Charles Schumer is.

He holds press conferences-on the most picayune, insignificant, pointless subjects-every Sunday.

Every single Sunday!

If there was a Satmar in Williamsburg who accidentally ingested a microscopic crustacean that managed to make it through the Croton reservoir he would demand a federal investigation

"Shameless Publicity whore" is a description that doesn't even begin to do him justice.

I'm not exaggerating when I say that he would step over his own mother if she were to interpolate herself between them.

[AliVeritas]

Schumer's another necromediac.

[alisasny]

I have a few favorites regarding the nothing that Chuckles does for NY. One of my favorites was the EZPASS and being charged if you lost it. I am still trying to figure out the one New Yorker who was actually concerned about this for it to become an issue.