It has not been SUVs that have nearly hit me because the driver was not paying attention. It is drivers of cars.
Yep, SUV drivers are smarter, nicer, and better looking than anyone else. They don't drink and drive, and never use cell phones while driving.
And I can never, ever imagine SUV owners giggling and laughing about what fun it is to crush and kill other human beings in vehicles smaller than their own.
Yep, it's a perfect world you live in. Enjoy it.