One of Three F(w)rench Afraid To Take The Train.

TF1 News ^ | January 07, 2006 | staff

[Mr. Jeeves]

Too much humorous material in that poor auto-translation...I don't know where to begin! ;)

[jdm]

"Close to one probed on three (32%) often smells itself"

Seeing the words "probed" and "smells" in the same sentence is never a good thing.

[SampleMan]

1 in 3 afraid to take the train, because 3 in 3 are afraid to defend the train.

[SampleMan]

group of young people

aka, islamic nut cases.

[Jack Hammer]

The train is evidently owned and operated by the Maginot Line.

[sockmonkey]

So forty muslim disaffected youth terrorized 600 passengers by robbing, beating, and sexually assaulting them, and only three of them have been arrested. This is insane.

What's weird is there is not that much on the news about the attack, only the vow of Chirac to increase security.

[Lurker]

The French need to hire some CTA transit cops. Those guys take no crap from anybody.

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[Leisler]

Out of the 3 of 3, you have to figure at least one, if not one and one half, are followers of Moongod, or the actual perps. Naturally these, Salam Salakem wouldn't have any fear at all on the train.

In other words the stats could read, "Half of native French fear taking the train."

[Allegra]

Seeing the words "probed" and "smells" in the same sentence is never a good thing.

But very appropriate for an article about the French, don't you agree? ;-)

[Lady Jag]

"France has neither winter, nor summer,
nor morals. France is miserable because
it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they
live in France." --Mark Twain

[JustAnotherOkie]

The french have truly evolved into a species that cannot defend itself and will be extinct.

[SouthTexas]

where million people borrows the suburban trains regularly.

I always wanted a big train set, ever since my first Lionel 40 years ago.

[SampleMan]

The French need to hire some CTA transit cops. Those guys take no crap from anybody.

The French need a spine. 20 little muzzies would not terrorize a train of 600 people in the United States. American 13 year old girls have more spine than that.

[CindyDawg]

Well, I would suggest driving but I guess they burned up the cars and buses.

[tumblindice]

The French are a race among races;
They make love in the funniest places:
Any orifice handy
Is thought to be dandy,
Including the one in their faces.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Close to one probed on three (32%) often smells itself

An "All your base" classic translation ping

[Anvilhead]

"The French need a spine. 20 little muzzies would not terrorize a train of 600 people in the United States. American 13 year old girls have more spine than that."

Reminds me of a story I read here on FR. Seemed that a flasher thought he would get his perv jollies by flashing a bunch of Christian school girls. They were fresh out of class and still had that particular school girl uniform on. He flashed them, then as one, they chased him down and beat him like a thief in a third world country.

[coydog]

Weren't those Philadelphia Catholic school girls? I hear those are definitely a breed apart.

I wouldn't even call them "Frenchmen" any more. How about "Fwenches" (sound it out and see what it sounds like)

[blanknoone]

The fwench need get Getz to ride their rails.