Tell your father-in-law, Welcome to America.
You miss all the fun.
You miss helping the people in the hospital.
You miss the battle of wits with the evil Code Pink (intelligence and wisdom always wins over evil cleverness and lies).
You miss the real idea that Jim Robinson planned for the Free Republic that is don't just sit there, do something.
Jim does what he can do with a keyboard and shows up. Now it is time for you to go pass your keyboards and get your butts in gear, stop the rationalization, and go after these people in a creative legal manner.
Laziness is not an option.
It is the call to arms now!
Drive these worms back in their holes until the 60's hippies are gone to meet their makers.