[El Gato]

Since the Confederacy was defeated, erase all reminder of it We don't have Hitler High, do we?

When you're in a hole, it's best to stop digging.

[Froufrou]

You're like saying someone is 'a little bit pregnant.' If they want no mention of the Confederacy, why stop at a stupid purse?

OTOH, if they want to control student dress code, WHY STOP AT A STUPID PURSE?

That's exactly why the dad has a good chance of winning. The girls didn't violate any district dress code.

Duh.