It will snow in January.
August will be hot, due to the damned sun.
Democrats will lie, so will the media.
A famous neurotic celebrity will be arrested on drug charges.
There will be a divorce announcement following the arrest.
Bears will continue to defecate in heavily wooded areas.
Nancy Pelosi's face will be tightened, again.
The wrench will break, injuring a technician.
Katie Couric will dissapear few a few days while she gets another perk implant.
I've seen you on TV, haven't I...
"The stock market...will fluctuate." - paraphrasing JP Morgan