"I wish them all the best but men don't go into labor or give birth - at least not yet."
Yes, we all know that, and so does the proud papa to be. It would have been nice to have your good wishes or prayers or whatever before you jumped on the guy for his technical inaccuracy. But, hey, that's OK.
Did you say "we're" pregnant or "we're" in labor when your wife was pregnant? I truly don't know what has happened to men.