Sorry, the KnittaPlease knit tagging group in Texas has beaten you to it.
Bluto is right. This calls for a stupid futile gesture, and we're just the guys to do it!
Actually....
Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right.
We gotta take these bastards.
Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives.
No, I think we have to go all out.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.