[ChefKeith]

But I wanted to drip it in his nose so the ants would eat from the inside out...

Happy New Year back at Ya.

Working till midnight- oh what a fun life I lead.

[SouthTexas]

There are couple of other options that come to mind, but I will refrain for the moment. ;)

Son in law got tickets to the hockey game tonight. Could be safe at home, but will be in downtown Corpus amongst a couple of thousand revelers.

Will they let you break at midnight?