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Subject: Lexus Owner's Story

Just got my new Lexus RX400h a few days ago. I returned to the dealer

the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this,"
he said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!," he
continued...and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. I drove away
happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say "Beethoven," I'd get
beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles," I'd get one of their
awesome songs.
One day a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. "Assholes!!," I yelled. Suddenly the French
National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed
up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and
Hillary on the tambourine.

I love this car!