"Oh, I hardly think Bush cares one iota about my phone calls asking Mr. M to pick up a gallon of milk or the kids asking me to pick the up after practice."
Why don't you just attach a web cam to your forehead and place your life on the internet...afterall, it is so meaningless and uninteresting that no one could possibly care.
Well, if I were a militant muslim calling Osama, I imagine the government might have an interest in what is said. I personally hope they are tracking the conversation of Sami Al Arian (sorry, my spelling uncertain), the professor in Florida that O'Reilly has featured!