[Fzob]

I saw "Kingdom of Heaven" (the Orlando Bloom crusades movie) and I wish that I could get back those wasted 2 hours of my life. That movie was one giant vaccuum cleaner.

I agree. That movie stunk. I felt like I needed a degree in the history middle ages to keep up with the nuances in the plot.

[Alouette]

to keep up with the nuances in the plot.

"Kingdom of Heaven" had a plot?

Stupidest. movie. ever.

Stupidest moment of the entire stupid movie: "the man in the iron mask" can orate like a BBC announcer even though he has no lips, no teeth, and half a tongue.