[stephenjohnbanker]

I had a first date with a shy demure acting chick who clamped her teeth on my thigh, and wouldn't let go. I had to pound on her head to get her off me.

[Monkey Face]

I was going to ask what she was doing at your thigh, but I think a better question is this: Were you wearing pants?

*snort*

[Darksheare]

The mousy types tend to be tigeresses behind closed doors with pulled curtains.
Not that I mind such, but as I asked once: please don't damage the frame and upholstery on my personage..
*cough*