Ohdarn!
Wellshucks!
Have you got a birthday between now and Mother's Day? Maybe you could tell the Birthday Bunny that you want one. Or the Mother's Day Bunny. ;o]
No, my birthday isn't until July. Anyway, as long as the old washer works, I don't need a new one. This week I have to replace my portable vacuum; that will be much cheaper than a new washer, but still meaningful!