Okers.
Something less twisted.
"And what exactly do these cufflinks do?"
'The Left One is a spy cam, the Right One can be used as a field expedient breaching explosive.'
"And WHY do I need these tonight, exactly?"
'They're for looks, now go and have fun.'
"But I'm only going to THE PROM!"
LOL!
I think my dad said that to me...
Only he had no clue what he was saying. He just knew that his favorite baby girl was going off unattended!
Programmable Read-Only Memory?