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To: NicknamedBob

I was married twice...but it didn't agree with me.


1,385 posted on 01/03/2006 4:37:35 PM PST by CholeraJoe (Tinkerlbel doesn't wear underwear. She moved wrong once and I saw. She's not a real blond.)
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To: CholeraJoe; Monkey Face

I guess I could recycle the same excuse I used the last time, when my wife caught me in bed with the lady circus midget.



I told her I was "tapering off."


1,388 posted on 01/03/2006 4:40:58 PM PST by NicknamedBob (How can I compete in a world of Cat 5 and wireless when my brain is wired by knob and tube?)
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To: CholeraJoe

Whoa!

Interesting to meet someone who is also allergic to marriage..


1,389 posted on 01/03/2006 4:42:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: CholeraJoe

"I was married twice...but it didn't agree with me."

SHouldn't that be "THEY didn't agree with me?"


1,401 posted on 01/03/2006 4:50:20 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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