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LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)
12/26/05
| C.L. Gartman
Posted on 12/26/2005 2:10:31 PM PST by the_red_anedote
Edited on 12/26/2005 2:21:13 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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Iceland, around midnight. Current weather data shows a balmy temperature reading of 41 degrees Farenheit in Reykjavik.
781
posted on
01/02/2006 7:29:59 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(I am not a Swedish chef.)
To: Das Outsider
That's GOTTA be in the summer!
It's darker than a well-digger's pocket at midnight there, right now!
Morning!
782
posted on
01/02/2006 7:35:05 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Monkey Face
That's GOTTA be in the summer!
Of course it is.
783
posted on
01/02/2006 7:39:11 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(I am not an Icelandic chef, either.)
To: Das Outsider
784
posted on
01/02/2006 7:40:37 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
To: NicknamedBob
We stole the plans for
this one. It should do the job.
785
posted on
01/02/2006 7:43:31 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
Um, those wings do fold up, don't they? No. But we do have one of these...
786
posted on
01/02/2006 7:45:00 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Monkey Face
"What would we need it for, since we're already airborne?" Good question, since it is smaller in every exterior dimension than our Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactor/Rocket Engines, and we have a slew of those.
Lawn ornament?
787
posted on
01/02/2006 7:47:28 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
No hangover this morning but yes I do.
Being cheerful and bubbly in the morning even if you have to fake it for the first few minutes annoys the grouches of the world. Annoying them cheers me up to the point that I no longer have to fake it.
But I am never bubbly around the sleepy. That would be mean.
788
posted on
01/02/2006 7:51:50 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud member of the Free Republic Humility Club. We are twice as humble as you are.)
To: Dead Corpse
Too small, and too high-gee for our purposes.
I'm looking for a coil-gun in the fifty foot diameter range, to be installed along a mountain range like the first climb on a roller-coaster. Gee force no greater than ten gees.
It will have to be about a hundred miles long, and we'll have to scale up a bit from "current" technology.
789
posted on
01/02/2006 7:53:49 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Monkey Face
I have the day off. That is a much better start to the New Year then the last year.
I slept until 7:00 I had coffee, a leisurely shower followed by breakfast. Cat is curled up on my arm and purring away.
It is the simple things.
790
posted on
01/02/2006 7:56:00 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud member of the Free Republic Humility Club. We are twice as humble as you are.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"But I am never bubbly around the sleepy. That would be mean." Is it possible to grow immune to the effects of caffeine?
791
posted on
01/02/2006 7:56:06 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
Sure. But it is possible to hit the reset button.
Just go de-caf for about three to five days and you will find the coffee jump start works very nicely again.
792
posted on
01/02/2006 8:00:35 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud member of the Free Republic Humility Club. We are twice as humble as you are.)
To: Dead Corpse
Choose your weapon.
This ... ... or this ... 
Mine's faster.
793
posted on
01/02/2006 8:03:19 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"Just go de-caf for about three to five days ..." Agghhh!!!! Now that would make me peckish.
794
posted on
01/02/2006 8:05:32 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Monkey Face
Good morning, 'Face. You have FReepmail.
To: Das Outsider
To: NicknamedBob
It is a literal pain for the first 48 but I find doing a biannual detox does me a world of good
797
posted on
01/02/2006 8:18:27 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud member of the Free Republic Humility Club. We are twice as humble as you are.)
To: NicknamedBob
100 miles? Only 10G? Exactly how fast do you think this thing needs to be?
798
posted on
01/02/2006 8:19:13 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
Nyuck...
Don't make me dig out the Coherent Anti-matter projectors...
799
posted on
01/02/2006 8:21:44 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
800
posted on
01/02/2006 8:21:53 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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