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LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)
12/26/05
| C.L. Gartman
Posted on 12/26/2005 2:10:31 PM PST by the_red_anedote
Edited on 12/26/2005 2:21:13 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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To: tuliptree76
To: the_red_anedote
happy new year!
Why are you so dumb?
762
posted on
01/02/2006 2:08:52 AM PST
by
Khashayar
(No Banana Allowed!)
To: Monkey Face
Happy New Year to you too Face.
Getting ready for snow tonight, might extend the kids vacation by a day.
763
posted on
01/02/2006 5:45:50 AM PST
by
scott0347
(Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
To: NicknamedBob
Dead Corpse, where are you? Er... I'm over here.
My In-laws leave today for three weeks. We'll be animal-sitting for their Springer-Spaniel and a kitten while they go and tour Phoenix and the Grand Canyon.
Yippy.
Plus, classes for me are starting back up on the 4th. That oughta be a "hoot".
764
posted on
01/02/2006 6:16:53 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Khashayar
Hi, Khashayar! Welcome to the Undead Thread!
765
posted on
01/02/2006 6:24:29 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: the_red_anedote
It's better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool
Than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
766
posted on
01/02/2006 6:26:17 AM PST
by
Leatherneck_MT
(Uncommon Valor was a common Virtue)
To: tuliptree76; Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland; All
Good morning to all--including the perpetually immeasurable NnB.
767
posted on
01/02/2006 6:34:55 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(I am not a Swedish chef.)
To: Das Outsider; Dead Corpse; Khashayar
"... the perpetually immeasurable NnB." That's why I couldn't get a job being fired out of the cannon at the circus.
768
posted on
01/02/2006 6:44:05 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
You know... we CAN build a bigger cannon that oughta launch you just fine.
769
posted on
01/02/2006 6:48:44 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob; Das Outsider; sionnsar; Dead Corpse
:Dances in:
Goooood Morning!
770
posted on
01/02/2006 6:48:53 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud member of the Free Republic Humility Club. We are twice as humble as you are.)
To: NicknamedBob
That's why I couldn't get a job being fired out of the cannon at the circus.
However, you could get 12 other Undeads to pile into a VW Bug, drive around in circles, and then do the standard Chinese fire drill--no thread pun intended--shortly before the car explodes, releasing confetti and other such stuff.
The big top is a cruel, fickle mistress.
771
posted on
01/02/2006 6:53:22 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(I am not a Swedish chef.)
To: Ichneumon
EXCELLENT stuff! Thanks!
And welcome to the Undead Thread! You may think it's an illusion at first, but people usually come here to unwind...so it's a "real" place.
772
posted on
01/02/2006 6:53:46 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Dead Corpse
"You know... we CAN build a bigger cannon that oughta launch you just fine. " Found it ...
773
posted on
01/02/2006 6:54:12 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
":Dances in: Goooood Morning! " You're one of those people who pretends to be cheerful, even when you have a raging hangover, aren't you?
774
posted on
01/02/2006 6:56:06 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Morning!
Every time I see your handle, I think of that Björk video. Bizarre.
775
posted on
01/02/2006 6:57:11 AM PST
by
Das Outsider
(I am not a Swedish chef.)
To: Das Outsider; Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear; tuliptree76; fanfan; TASMANIANRED; Baraonda; ...
Good morning!
How are you all this morning? Ready to tackle the new year head-on?
776
posted on
01/02/2006 7:07:25 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
"Ready to tackle the new year head-on?" I wouldn't miss it. And I mean that sincerely.
777
posted on
01/02/2006 7:15:35 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
And you got 777, as well! Whataguy!
778
posted on
01/02/2006 7:17:07 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
To: Monkey Face
We could bring a 777 in and park it in front of the Castle.
Um, those wings do fold up, don't they?
779
posted on
01/02/2006 7:21:36 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
To: NicknamedBob
You're the flight expert...you tell us.
What would we need it for, since we're already airborne?
780
posted on
01/02/2006 7:23:40 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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