I think refined sugar is poison for little kids... you might has well hand out cigarettes and matches.
Despite your pathetic sarcasm, I resist the commonly accepted practices of poor dietary health in pediatrics.
There are too many fat, unhealthy children that need exercise and a good wholesome diet. I see nothing humorous about it.
I think Halloween is just a pathetic neo-pagan stupidity promoted by liberal adults. If you like it, fine, it's a free country. But, I will always see it, and your asinine commentary about it, as just another facet of cultural Marxism.
Las Vegas odds are now 45-1 that you don't answer the doorbell during Satan Night.
You don't seem like a very happy individual.