How very Christian of you. Jesus would be very proud! Please share the love this holiday season.
Oh gee whiz!
That was supposed to be a joke! Get a grip! I found it funny, quite a bit actually, and laughed out loud. Read it to my daughter as well.
Did that really bother you that much? Didn't you find it even just a bit funny?
LOL, I loved it. It pays to have a sense of humor, it's more fun.