[Sir Francis Dashwood]

So when you children, let's say two to six years old, (the age this entire post is about)...

At what age do children begin public school? Certainly not at two.

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I was suspicious you weren't dealing with a full deck, now I'm positive.

But then again, you're not sure of when kindergarten starts either...

[right wing]

At what age do children begin public school? Certainly not at two. But then again, you're not sure of when kindergarten starts either...

You'll do anything to start an argument, but okay I'll bite. Many public schools offer pre-kindergarten at age four, kindergarten starts at age five.

The point is that children who do believe in Santa are too young to read your old, magnificently gilded Bible from the mid-1800s that you want to hand them.