[TexGuy]

Only if your first name is "Mohammad"?

Wishful thinking ... "Don't worry, We will never try and clone a human being."

"We will never use a Social Security number as an ID number."

[ASA Vet]

I'm still waiting for delivery of my Kobe Tai clone.

[coloradan]

"We will never use a Social Security number as an ID number."

"The National Firearms Act is only a tool against criminals and gangsters, and we will never use it to prosecute paperwork violations against otherwise noncriminal citizens."

"The income tax is only temporary, and will never rise above 1%."

"Seatbelts and helmets are purely optional equipment, and their use will never be made mandatory."

"The alternative minimum tax is purely to catch high-income people who are otherwise escaping taxation; it will never apply to middle-income people."

[SW6906]

How about my favorite: "We only want to ban smoking on domestic airplane flights of under two hours."

That is where they started..........