I wouldn't say Dumber than Dirt, but I would say he's an ideologue when it comes to "civil rights". It may be no surprise that he's got tons (Gigs) of illegally downloaded music, movies and software.
As a prologue to my story: I quickly changed the subject when he gave me his answer. The looks he got from those sitting around him...well, let's just say "if looks could kill".
LOL.